She Said What?
Lately, my daughter has had a lot to say...
some of it not so awesome.
Really? REALLY?
She called my breasts sloppy. Yes, sloppy.
When pressed on the subject, I realized that she meant floppy. Because that is sooooo much better. I bit the inside of my lip rather than going on a rant as to how my breasts entered such a state, namely her constant feeding for the first 11 months of life! But that's not the worst of it.
F is for Fudge Sake
The "F"-word has entered her vernacular. Yep! Remember this scene from "A Christmas Story"?
That's how it has been at my house -- she's not saying "fudge". Most of the time, I know she thinks it's hilarious but she says βit is unappropriate (sic) hilarious!β
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And for the piece de resistance..
Little Diva, "Mommy, can we watch Jeopardy every day?"